22. art enthusiast, mild narcissist, slight satirist, fierce feminist, generally interested in everything. at times random, but always interesting. i also like talking about what happens to me on a daily basis. this blog is a gallery and i am the curator.
I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BITE MY NAILS AND BE NERVOUS
Hot Bearded Hipster Artist offered me a one on one internship with HIM at the art gallery and I start tomorrow. This means I have to interact with him…normally. This means that I can’t be clumsy because I CAN’T BE DROPPING THE ART EVERYWHERE.
God. I’m gonna learn a whole fucking lot by the end of this summer.
Can I put this on my resume? Can I list under experience “Art handling under the influence of the extremely hot asst. gallery director”? I THINK THAT’S A REALLY VIABLE SKILL IN THE PROFESSIONAL FIELD I WANT TO GO INTO BECAUSE I’M REALLY ATTRACTED TO ALL ARTSY PEOPLE.